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Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'Don't worry about that, Doctor. It's just a tattoo.'

'Do those tattoos wash off?' - 'I wouldn't know.'

I've got half a mind to get one.

"No tattoos? What a weirdo!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

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The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Punk Reindeer

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Penny

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

Balloon tattoos

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Quick Spring Fling

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'