Collecting Tattoos Mugs

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'Don't worry about that, Doctor. It's just a tattoo.'

'Do those tattoos wash off?' - 'I wouldn't know.'

I've got half a mind to get one.

"No tattoos? What a weirdo!"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Penny

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Quick Spring Fling

Balloon tattoos

Maternity tattoos

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."