Quirky Tattoos Gifts

Inside the Mind of Your Crazy Ex-Boyfriend.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

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Joined at the hipster.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Punk Reindeer

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Penny

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

Celebrity Phrenologist.