Temporary Tattoos Pillows

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Punk Reindeer

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Maternity tattoos

Balloon tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Quick Spring Fling

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'