Getting A New Tattoo Pillows

'Don't bother showing me your tattoo of the company logo... you're still fired.'

"I don't care what people say about my new tattoo. I like bunnies. They're tasty!"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Punk Reindeer

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Penny

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Balloon tattoos

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Quick Spring Fling

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'