Getting A Tattoo Pillows

'Rule of thumb...have it placed 3 or 4 inches higher than where you want it, because eventually, that's where it will end up.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Punk Reindeer

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

Balloon tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Maternity tattoos

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Quick Spring Fling

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'