Tattoo Art Pillows

Window cleaner has number tattooed on his back.

An old sailor with the directions for tying knots tattooed on his chest.

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

Every time she bent over Ben would check out Kate's diphthong.

England's Cafe Culture

Man with various tattooed names crossed out and replaced with Jesus

Tattooist underwater copying an anchor.

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Man in pub to butch, tattooed man, "Good to meet you, I always say a stranger is just a friend you haven't met."

'It's the Business Man's Special - a full body 3-piece suit tattoo.'

Recycle tattoo

Man reads a man's tattoos instead of his newspaper.

Bottom art as trended by Cheryl Cole: 'Oh, Darling - how romantic! That's a tattoo of me, isn't it?'

"This haircut may score points at dog shows, but it's made me an object of ridicule with other dogs. I need a tattoo that will make me look cool."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Punk Reindeer

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"