Tattooist Pillows

'I suggest placing it up here. Over time it will eventually end up where you want it.'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

Henry VIII visits his tattooist again

"Don't you get bored doing tattoos all day?"

Man having red cross tattooed on his back.

'Would you like to see the rest of my art collection?'

'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I'm a tattooist mate not a micro-surgeon.'

A fat Sailor getting a banana split tattooed on his chest

"Now everyone will know where you're from, Egghead!"

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

"Hello - anyone about?"

"You want art, words, or a QR code?"

"How may I hurt you?"

'Can you run that by me again? I'm not sure I got it down right...'

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

A Bull is getting a Tattoo of a Butcher's Beef cutting chart.

"So you want me to ink - 'I'm the head-honcho around this joint!'"

Got anything in a corporate logo?

"I love being a non-conformist."

Tattoo's 'Yes it Hurts.'

"I have a love of words, too."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"This haircut may score points at dog shows, but it's made me an object of ridicule with other dogs. I need a tattoo that will make me look cool."

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

"....And has the best man got the tattooist?..."

'Forgive me if I doze off-it's like watching the telly!'

Attacked by pacifist tatooist

"Now what d'yer intend doing now I've told yer I'm broke?"

"This way they can never get away."

"The conference was great except for the free face tattoos."

Tattoo cover ups.

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'