'Don't bother showing me your tattoo of the company logo... you're still fired.'
Getting A New Tattoo Gifts
Looking for a creative gift for someone about to get inked? Our selection captures the spirit of new tattoos with humorous and heartfelt products that honor their exciting decision. Whether it's a quirky mug, a stylish T-shirt, or a decorative print, find something that complements their tattoo journey and keeps the memory alive.
"I don't care what people say about my new tattoo. I like bunnies. They're tasty!"
Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.
Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".
When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!
She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.
"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."
"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"
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The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.
“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”
"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."
Punk Reindeer
"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"
'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs
'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'
"I got tired of wearing a hat."
'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'
"Would you care to accessorize each other?"
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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart
"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"
Snow White and her husband go for counselling.
'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'
Penny
'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'
Tattoos sagging with time
Shakespeare in the clink
Quick Spring Fling
Maternity tattoos
In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."
Balloon tattoos
Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'
"Me, a footballer. . ?"
'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'
Getting A New Tattoo Gifts Collection
Getting A New Tattoo Mugs
Explore our charming mugs that celebrate the thrill of getting a new tattoo—each one designed to make you smile every day.
Getting A New Tattoo Pillows
Find cozy pillows that echo the vibrant energy of fresh ink—ideal for adding a personal touch to any room.
Getting A New Tattoo Prints
Browse our striking prints inspired by tattoo artistry—beautifully crafted to commemorate this bold life event.
Getting A New Tattoo T-Shirts
Discover our trendy T-shirts that perfectly capture the spirit of new tattoos—wear your excitement and style with pride.