Tattoo Dodger Pillows

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Born to raise interest rates.

Private Viewing

Penny

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

Nun Binning the Devil

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Balloon tattoos

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

The Coffee Tattoo

Snowman Tattoo