Dog Tattoo Enthusiast Pillows

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"I was almost that last year."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

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Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"You say: It's nothing more than jealousy inspired backstabbing. I say: It's the fourth report of butt-sniffing I've had this week."

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

"Bob's more realistic."

Dog Tattoo

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Oh, jeez, I should remember this guy! How do I sniff him without him knowing I'm sniffing him?

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

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