Tattoo Dreamer Pillows

Full Moon

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Punk Reindeer

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Cartoonist thinking'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Penny

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

The world's most unemployable family

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

Children's imagination

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Balloon tattoos

Quick Spring Fling