Tattoo Adventurers Pillows

Agatha tried desperately to spice up her marriage - 'And where, Ma'm, would you like that tattoo?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Punk Reindeer

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Born to raise interest rates.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Penny

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Quick Spring Fling

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Balloon tattoos

'What's on the other side?...'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'He's got your tattoos.'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"