Tattoo Dreamer Gifts

Full Moon

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Punk Reindeer

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Cartoonist thinking'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Penny

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

The world's most unemployable family

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

Children's imagination

Quick Spring Fling

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Maternity tattoos