Tattoo Dodger Gifts

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

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“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Punk Reindeer

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Born to raise interest rates.

Nun Binning the Devil

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Penny

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Private Viewing

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Balloon tattoos

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

The Coffee Tattoo