Quirky Skill Seeker Gifts

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

Hay Rides $10

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Do you have any other skills?

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

The world's most unemployable family

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Blend Schools

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Perks

Urine Catcher

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Any other skills?"

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

"I can't eat all that."

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'