Quirky Skill Seeker Mugs

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

Hay Rides $10

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Do you have any other skills?

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

The world's most unemployable family

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Blend Schools

Perks

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Urine Catcher

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

"Any other skills?"

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

"I can't eat all that."

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"