Quirky Career Seeker Mugs

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

Let's see... Graduated from Notre Dame... Majored in bell ringing... Minored in stair climbing... Busted your hump for 3 years at the Frank & Stein facility conducting a brain research - Looks like you accidentally crossed out the 'R-E'. Heh.

"Lawyer is good, but have you ever considered a career in the lucrative world of mascotting?"

Curse of the mutant gene.

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

The world's most unemployable family

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Blend Schools

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

Urine Catcher

"Any other skills?"

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'Of course I have to poke people, Mom! It's my job!'

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"