Quirky Job Seekers Mugs

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Candidates for Water Divining

'Looks like the sexton position is still vacant.'

'My resume,...in rap form!'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

Blend Schools

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"Get me a young fella-me-lad with a jib I like the cut of."

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Urine Catcher

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

"Any other skills?"

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"I called you back for a second interview to show you the origami I make with your résumé."

Latrinologist

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"This job involves travel? Let me call my parole officer and OK it with him."

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"Any other strengths?"