Quirky Job Hunters Mugs

"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Urine Catcher

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"I called you back for a second interview to show you the origami I make with your résumé."

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

'Looks like the sexton position is still vacant.'

PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'

"Any other strengths?"

'Special skills? Well, I've been told I make a mean martini!'

'I'd prefer to work from home. I'm under house arrest.'

What sort of job are you after?

"What quality do you have, that will make us hire you as our new telephone support employee?"

'This accountant will do.'

"Interesting CV, we haven't had anyone with a qualification in 'being really good at stuff' before."