Quirky Salesperson Gifts

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

P.R and marketing on the cheap for insurance salesman.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Save the unicorn.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"That's our new church mascot."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Ostrich Curoisities

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Joint Ventures!

Floss Street Vendor

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"No more Dr Nice guy"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"