Quirky Relationship Insights Gifts

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"

'Meet my significant other.'

"We met in the Galapagos."

Gloria called

"When I first met him, he wanted to change the world for me. Now, I'm lucky if I can get him to change his underpants."

"....And when we retire at night, she suddenly develops a critical head dysfunction!"

'I don't worry about Harold putting the cap back on the toothpaste. He never takes it off!'

"You know I don't like to cuddle."

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

Man locked in latex costume

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

"It's my first husband. He's trying to win me back."

Hermy and Phil: Ventriloquist.

'My sister married some bum of a copy machine — he only works now and then!'

"Carl, I'm pleased that your experimental serum has finally allowed you to evolve into a giant grasshopper, but I just can't see myself having a relationship with someone whose ear is in their knee."

Gerald didn't care that Lila was just using him for his straw.

Computamatch.

'Maybe she has allergies.'

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'