Quirky Relationship Moments Gifts

'I feel like doing something heroic. Will you jump into the river and let me try to rescue you?'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

"So that's where you were last night."

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

'Meet my significant other.'

"When I first met him, he wanted to change the world for me. Now, I'm lucky if I can get him to change his underpants."

'I'm waiting for him to call, so that I can ignore him.'

"....And when we retire at night, she suddenly develops a critical head dysfunction!"

Gloria called

'I don't worry about Harold putting the cap back on the toothpaste. He never takes it off!'

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

"Carl, I'm pleased that your experimental serum has finally allowed you to evolve into a giant grasshopper, but I just can't see myself having a relationship with someone whose ear is in their knee."

"Quick interruption to assure you I'm listening and not just rehearsing a response over and over in my head."

'My sister married some bum of a copy machine — he only works now and then!'

Gerald didn't care that Lila was just using him for his straw.

'Maybe she has allergies.'

Computamatch.

Woman Dancing.

All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

"Your look of total bewilderment - does it run in the family?"

'When I married him, I didn't know he was a tumblebug.'

'How was that for me?'

'The photos? These are the three people most dear to me ? my wife, my accountant, and my lawyer.'

"Come get in bed, Harold, and let's read the perfume ads."

A woman waits on the subway with a man in a carrier bag.

Remember no handshaking

Injection Window

"That's why I love him...he never becomes abusive."

'My new girlfriend's OK I suppose, but she has an arse like the back of a cart-horse'

"I just started nibbling on his ear. I guess I didn't realise how hungry I was."