Quirky Relationship Moments T-Shirts

'I feel like doing something heroic. Will you jump into the river and let me try to rescue you?'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"So that's where you were last night."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

'Meet my significant other.'

'I'm waiting for him to call, so that I can ignore him.'

'I don't worry about Harold putting the cap back on the toothpaste. He never takes it off!'

"....And when we retire at night, she suddenly develops a critical head dysfunction!"

"When I first met him, he wanted to change the world for me. Now, I'm lucky if I can get him to change his underpants."

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

'Maybe she has allergies.'

"Quick interruption to assure you I'm listening and not just rehearsing a response over and over in my head."

Computamatch.

Gerald didn't care that Lila was just using him for his straw.

"Your look of total bewilderment - does it run in the family?"

"Carl, I'm pleased that your experimental serum has finally allowed you to evolve into a giant grasshopper, but I just can't see myself having a relationship with someone whose ear is in their knee."

All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

'My sister married some bum of a copy machine — he only works now and then!'

'When I married him, I didn't know he was a tumblebug.'

Woman Dancing.

'How was that for me?'

'The photos? These are the three people most dear to me ? my wife, my accountant, and my lawyer.'

A woman waits on the subway with a man in a carrier bag.

Remember no handshaking

Injection Window

"That's why I love him...he never becomes abusive."

"Come get in bed, Harold, and let's read the perfume ads."

'My new girlfriend's OK I suppose, but she has an arse like the back of a cart-horse'

'Hello, Veronica...Yes, it's me again. And once again I'm watching myself watching you...'

"I just started nibbling on his ear. I guess I didn't realise how hungry I was."