Quirky Pun Enthusiast Pillows

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Man Eater

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Think about the honey."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Tasty.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

A Brain Drain

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"