Quirky Origin Stories Gifts

'Oh, sure, that little punk Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider...me, I get slimed by a radioactive snail'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

How I met your mother

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

World's cheapest car

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

'It keeps me sane!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Centaur falls in love.

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Hog Futures

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

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