Quirky Origin Stories T-Shirts

Wear your love for creative origins with tees that showcase witty takes on how things came to be—ideal for the humorously curious and creatively minded.

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'Oh, sure, that little punk Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider...me, I get slimed by a radioactive snail'

'Oh, sure, that little punk Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider...me, I get slimed by a radioactive snail' mockup

'Oh, sure, that little punk Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider...me, I get slimed by a radioactive snail'

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"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

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Sport Utility Boot.

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"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper." mockup

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

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"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism." mockup

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

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'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!' mockup

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

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'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.' mockup

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

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"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers." mockup

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

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"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

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'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.' mockup

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

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Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout. mockup

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

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How I met your mother

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'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?' mockup

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

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"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel." mockup

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

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"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline." mockup

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

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"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars." mockup

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

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'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.' mockup

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

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World's cheapest car

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Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.' mockup

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

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"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel." mockup

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

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"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..." mockup

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

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"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?" mockup

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

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'It keeps me sane!'

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"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?" mockup

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

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'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!' mockup

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

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'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.' mockup

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

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Chicken Funeral Planning.

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Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

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Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

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'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!' mockup

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

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"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

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