Quirky Animal Stories Gifts

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

Dog and turtle

The Fourth Little Pig

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Dedication to excellence....

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Dog rescues cat from tree.

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

"I came as soon as I heard."

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

The Tortoise and the Hare

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."