Quirky News Seeker Gifts

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Unicorn Working From Home

"Static cling."

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Drinking Companions

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Pioneers of the ancient west

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

'I'm screwed...'

"I can't believe the platypuses gave us $100 for our spot on the ark."

'Dinner!'

Desert Island Water skiing.

Brazilian Squirrels

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"