Quirky News Follower Gifts

' Apparently we'll have to pay, if we want our mail delivered to the wrong address before 9 A.M.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Weird things I do because of the internet

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

US election postal vote controversy

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Hard Border

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Good book?'

Dangerous Trumpism