Quirky Modeling Gifts

Photographer

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Anna Calvi

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Joined at the hipster.

Best before 65 million BC.

Hats and Food

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Texturing the Walls

Football Crazy strip six

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Mind if I join you?'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Joint Ventures!

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."