Quirky Modeling Pillows

Photographer

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Hats and Food

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Football Crazy strip six

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Texturing the Walls

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Joint Ventures!

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.