Quirky Legal Thinker Gifts

Law Offices

The Map of the human brain

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

"Am I sensing fear?"

Illogic Tree

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The lesser of two evils.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"People were steal his ideas"

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider