Legal Thinker Gifts

'If the truth will set you free, what's the deal with the Fifth Amendment?'

"Can you hear me now?"

"During all the bear market years, we never received a cent of royalties."

Attorney General John Ashcroft

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Are you old enough to buy that beer, son."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Truth

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Lady Justice.

Statue of Security

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Antonin Scalia

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

The hour of justice

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"Overruled."