Legal Thinker Gifts

'If the truth will set you free, what's the deal with the Fifth Amendment?'

"Can you hear me now?"

"During all the bear market years, we never received a cent of royalties."

Attorney General John Ashcroft

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Are you old enough to buy that beer, son."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Truth

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Statue of Security

Lady Justice.

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

The hour of justice

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

Antonin Scalia

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"Overruled."

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

Upholding the Law