
"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"
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"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"
At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.
Ban on Free Speech
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.
'The Questioner'
'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'
Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'
'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'
"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."
'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'
Reasonableman
The Mainstream
"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."
The Female Brain and The Other One
"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever
The Dangers of Corporate Personhood
10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)
The Birth of a Lawsuit
"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."
How Optimism Works
Challenge and solution
Thinking and thinking backwards.
Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.
Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."
'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'
Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...
Chinese History: Redwash
"I'm pre-legal analysis."
'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'
Climate Change Road
"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."
"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."
The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.
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