Litigious Thinker Gifts

'Can I sue Ben & Jerry's for an ice cream headache?'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Pretty Flowers

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Stephen Spender.

George Orwell

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Truth

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Detention Center

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Bearded Leftie.

Statue of Security

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

The Child and the Tank

Lady Justice.

American blood

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Conflict In Palestine