Litigious Thinker Pillows

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Truth

Detention Center

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

American blood

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

The Birth of a Lawsuit

The Child and the Tank

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Lady Justice.

Statue of Security

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

The hour of justice

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice