Legal Theorist Gifts

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

"SOS. Mayday! Mayday! Any lawful courts or governments left on Earth?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Truth

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Statue of Security

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Lady Justice.

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

American blood

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

The hour of justice

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

Antonin Scalia

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

"Can you hear me now?"

"Overruled."

Upholding the Law

Capital

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'