Legal Philosophy Lover Gifts

Why Is Australian Citizen Julian Assange Subject to US Law?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Moulting"

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Scurile travels

Violent Crime Statistics

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Lady Justice.

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"They're class action figures."

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'Have you been working out?'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

"Overruled."