Legal Philosophy Buff Gifts

"The Alabama Supreme Court has ruled that embryos are people. Soon friends, we shall see the time of the ZYGOTE!"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"Can you hear me now?"

"Overruled."

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Law Offices

Facebook in Crisis

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

Must you be so judgmental?

Attorney General John Ashcroft

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

"Yes, Peters, it is just legalese. It's all just legalese. We're a law firm."

Mortmain

Court. Justice isn't blind, but many times it doesn't see because it chooses to look the other way.

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."

"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"

Open Carry

Trump and justice

Liberty holding a guillotine t-shirt.

'Then, my boss said, 'hey, what can they do to you? You're not even Human.'

Lawyer to other: 'That was amazing! I've never heard of an insurance company pleading insanity!'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

Trump above the Law!!

Sovereignty Isn't For Everybody