Legal Philosophy Buff Pillows

"The Alabama Supreme Court has ruled that embryos are people. Soon friends, we shall see the time of the ZYGOTE!"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"Can you hear me now?"

"Overruled."

Law Offices

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

Facebook in Crisis

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

Attorney General John Ashcroft

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

Must you be so judgmental?

"Yes, Peters, it is just legalese. It's all just legalese. We're a law firm."

Mortmain

"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."

'Then, my boss said, 'hey, what can they do to you? You're not even Human.'

Trump and justice

Open Carry

"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"

Liberty holding a guillotine t-shirt.

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

Lawyer to other: 'That was amazing! I've never heard of an insurance company pleading insanity!'

Trump above the Law!!

"Are you old enough to buy that beer, son."