Legal Philosophy Lover Pillows

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Moulting"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Scurile travels

Violent Crime Statistics

"They're class action figures."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

'Have you been working out?'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

"Overruled."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'