Lawful Strategist Gifts

'I think our best bet is the 'evil twin' defense.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

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'I'd like to sue my way to success.'

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

Corporate Lawyers

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

Sly Fox

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

Sports Lawyers

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."