Legal Minds Gifts

"Three years may not sound a lot to you. But, in dog years that's a life sentence!"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"Can you hear me now?"

Law Offices

Transcendental Litigation

"So, do we change ends after a fifteen-minute recess?"

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

Attorney General John Ashcroft

Computer questionning a witness.

'Landmark book deal.'

"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."

Court. Justice isn't blind, but many times it doesn't see because it chooses to look the other way.

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

"I'm afraid he's lost his mind...do you know if he kept back-up?"

"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

'Then, my boss said, 'hey, what can they do to you? You're not even Human.'

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

"Are you old enough to buy that beer, son."

Pre-Sellouts

'I can never remember... is justice blind or deaf?'

'According to Legal, just THINKING about this project is an infringement of someone's copyright!'

'Go ahead and get a lawyer, but where do you think you'll find one around here?'

"SOS. Mayday! Mayday! Any lawful courts or governments left on Earth?"

Blind Justice

"If you want to win this case, you're going to need a magician."