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"Three years may not sound a lot to you. But, in dog years that's a life sentence!"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"Can you hear me now?"

Law Offices

Transcendental Litigation

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"So, do we change ends after a fifteen-minute recess?"

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

Attorney General John Ashcroft

Computer questionning a witness.

'Landmark book deal.'

"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."

"I'm afraid he's lost his mind...do you know if he kept back-up?"

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

'Then, my boss said, 'hey, what can they do to you? You're not even Human.'

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

"Are you old enough to buy that beer, son."

'I can never remember... is justice blind or deaf?'

'According to Legal, just THINKING about this project is an infringement of someone's copyright!'

"SOS. Mayday! Mayday! Any lawful courts or governments left on Earth?"

"If you want to win this case, you're going to need a magician."

Blind Justice

Pre-nuptial Agreement: 'Hang on, I'll carry you over the threshold next.'