Legal Mastermind Gifts

"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

'Dang Italians, tricked us again!'