Quirky Legal Thinker Prints

Law Offices

The Map of the human brain

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Am I sensing fear?"

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

The lesser of two evils.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"People were steal his ideas"

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.