Legal Philosophizer Prints

Yin and Yang. Attorneys-at-peace-with-the-law.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

The Birth of a Lawsuit

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"Can you hear me now?"

"Overruled."

Law Offices

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

Attorney General John Ashcroft

Computer questionning a witness.

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

Bank Checking and Savings. Your account is overdrawn, sir. Haven't you heard?! Deficit spending is all the rage!

Court. Justice isn't blind, but many times it doesn't see because it chooses to look the other way.

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

'What's the big deal - we've been meeting on line for 100 years!'

"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."

Trump and justice

'Then, my boss said, 'hey, what can they do to you? You're not even Human.'

"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"

Lawyer to other: 'That was amazing! I've never heard of an insurance company pleading insanity!'

Neil Gorsuch

"Are you old enough to buy that beer, son."

'I can never remember... is justice blind or deaf?'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- Guns don't have power surges!'