Legal Philosopher Prints

"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."

Blind Justice

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'I can never remember... is justice blind or deaf?'

'Then, my boss said, 'hey, what can they do to you? You're not even Human.'

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Truth

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

Lady Justice.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Statue of Security

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

The hour of justice

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

"Been there, drunk that."

Antonin Scalia

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'