Legal Philosopher T-Shirts

Express their legal and philosophical passions with t-shirts that cleverly blend law, ethics, and humor. These shirts are ideal for legal buffs who like to make a statement with a witty twist.

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"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."

"I interpret the death penalty according to the times." mockup

"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."

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Blind Justice

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"I'm pre-legal analysis."

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'I can never remember... is justice blind or deaf?'

'I can never remember... is justice blind or deaf?' mockup

'I can never remember... is justice blind or deaf?'

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'Then, my boss said, 'hey, what can they do to you? You're not even Human.'

'Then, my boss said, 'hey, what can they do to you? You're not even Human.' mockup

'Then, my boss said, 'hey, what can they do to you? You're not even Human.'

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'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.' mockup

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

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10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA) mockup

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.' mockup

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

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"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to." mockup

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

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'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.' mockup

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

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"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?" mockup

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

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Truth

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"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?" mockup

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

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'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.' mockup

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

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"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'." mockup

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

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Lady Justice.

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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Statue of Security

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!" mockup

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

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"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus." mockup

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

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"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity." mockup

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

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The hour of justice

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Equal Justice Is An Illusion

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Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

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Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

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Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

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"Manafort's was the best flip yet." mockup

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

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I Litigate Therefore I Am.

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"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet" mockup

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

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"Been there, drunk that."

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Antonin Scalia

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"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you." mockup

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

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''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?' mockup

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

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Legal Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Legal Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for legal philosophers—perfect for coffee breaks filled with witty legal humor and philosophical reflections.

Legal Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows with legal and philosophical humor—an excellent gift to add personality and laughter to their living or office space.

Legal Philosopher Prints

Discover inspiring and witty prints that celebrate law and philosophy—perfect for decorating a legal thinker’s workspace or relaxation area.